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Chinese Demotivational Poster


CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with tits.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway sex" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by koradan

Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns


TAGS: chinese baby food
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by WasntMe

ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
PRETTY FUNNY 1ST SUBMISSION. 5L


CHINESE FOOD - Om nom nom nom


TAGS: chinese food
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

TooTsiE - May 15, 2009, 1:23 pm
hey... thats not chicken!
Crazydad - May 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Kinda looks like a BIG tick.


PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"




CULTURAL ASSIMILATION - It takes time.


TAGS: chinese restaurant china food
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by suzieq

MPsniper - January 14, 2012, 6:44 pm
sign gens....they are everywhere


STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




ZOMBIE SURVIVAL - Acting cold, lifeless, un-emotional Like the walking dead WILL NOT STOP A ZOMBIE ATTACK, RUN RUN!




CHINESE TAKEOUT - Sumting wong wif my orda


TAGS: chinese
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Chadillac

Magis - July 27, 2009, 5:55 am
That's actually korean...
grammar nazi - January 11, 2009, 8:26 pm
this made me laugh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 1:13 pm
How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...


CHINESE RESTAURANT - But is it Kosher?


TAGS: jewish chinese restaurant
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by twill1962

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:46 am
Photoshop too obvious, sign's wording is qlever, not clever; sorry.
twill1962 - June 19, 2012, 12:46 pm
Sorry, it was one of my first attempts a few years ago. I thought I'd post it.
MPsniper - June 19, 2012, 8:16 am
overused sign gen


MMMMMM - ...Needs soy sauce, though.


TAGS: lick man soy sauce chinese food
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by whatsmyname

NuitTombee - September 23, 2010, 11:04 am
Seriously, where is that and why is he doing it?
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 12:20 pm

lmao


UNRECYCLING - If you don't unrecycle,you will ruin the unvironment.




RONARD MCDONARD - Wan you to try the swee an sowa poke mugnugget.




UH OH...... - I have a bad feeling that wasn't chicken


TAGS: chinese
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Doug

Jamburset - January 1, 2010, 1:39 am
It's still backwards.
Murer - December 16, 2009, 2:44 pm
Yeah, it was a seafood restaurant.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:16 pm
LOL!


CHINESE PUZZLE -




Hell... -


TAGS: chinese democrats stupid people dumb
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

curlyrocks - April 25, 2013, 3:07 pm
So much pee
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 8:47 pm
There is a tsunami joke in this pic somewhere right? Sorry, all that stuff aside...like the poster Kelly!
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 8:44 pm
I first start to scroll down the poster thinkin' it's 1 of those where you stare hard enough, you're brain hurts, eyes burst into flames and then you see a hidden picture. It's not...dear gawd help me...my eyes have melted to my brain!!


CATS IN CHINA -




CROCK A L'ORANGE - Yu So Phucked




NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!




THE TRUTH - It's out there, you just have to be paying attention.


TAGS: truth chicken chinese food
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by LilGerm

??? - October 23, 2008, 2:58 pm
Tom Boy Special?


Chinese Restaurants -


TAGS: chinese restaurants
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Frostbyte

demon001 - February 26, 2014, 5:39 pm
You've come to the Wong place.


Take-out food. -




CHINESE - Eating SHIT since 1595


TAGS: chinese
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by raj

Kii - May 4, 2009, 7:26 am
Not Chinese. I heard about this, it's a famous Japanese restaraount where they serve food resembling poo in bowls resembling toilets. Yum!


THE MISFORTUNE COOKIE -


TAGS: the best part of chinese food poor rerun iceman
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 10:40 am
"That wasn't chicken."
rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:22 pm

I thought that DIY vasectomy was foolproof


HAPPY 2011 -




ARE YOU KIDDING?!?! - Mao say's we CAN'T enjoy this?!


TAGS: chinese lesbians
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

spacedog - August 22, 2010, 5:18 pm
Good one.
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 11:49 pm
A test of one's loyalty and self control...I'd be doomed...
rerun - January 20, 2010, 10:21 pm

well, to begin with as a mod-light all I can do is approve or reject posters. In event I should be considered for full mod status, cannot be abusive.
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 10:10 pm
Not even slightly less than evil? What good is power if you can"t abuse it?? ROFLMAO!!!
rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:13 pm

too late pumpkin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2010, 6:57 pm
I refuse to be moderated by Rerun....He's one of "those"....XD
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 6:32 pm
congrats rerun
rerun - January 20, 2010, 6:23 pm

just filling in until Aggy gets back. I had to the the Mod-Lite oath, no evil things, no matter how slight.
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 2:17 pm
Thank you rerun...and may you use your new found power for....slightly evil things...
MO - January 20, 2010, 2:12 pm
*congrats*
MO - January 20, 2010, 1:40 pm
Rerun!! That's just Amsome! Congats on the promotion.
Bovee - January 20, 2010, 1:21 pm
he has earned it. Congrates.
thatonechick - January 20, 2010, 1:19 pm
Looks like he has certain privileges, but isn't a full mod... yet? Hmmm. Neat-o!
Airman - January 20, 2010, 1:12 pm
there could be new commandments coming
DreMagnum - January 20, 2010, 1:11 pm
Wow, he is. Which is kind of strange because, you know, a Jew in power....
Airman - January 20, 2010, 1:08 pm
Rerun.. you a mod now?
rerun - January 20, 2010, 1:03 pm

thanks for admitting not your work. Goes a long way to retaining credibility
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 12:57 pm
Actually, I found this. I can take no credit for it at all.
R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:24 am
Nice photshop phydeaux, how'd you get your avatar in the background? LOL


THE FESTIVAL OF CUBBYBEAR - It's Bigger Than Chinese New Year Celebrations.


TAGS: the festival of cubbybear it s bigger than chinese new year celebrations
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - February 13, 2010, 11:18 pm
Especially as it's in Japan


COMMUTING -


TAGS: chinese water dragons sunset dinner
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean. - May 5, 2009, 10:34 pm
Beautiful, classy and funny.


THE YEAR OF THE OX - Looks like it gonna be one HELL of a year! KUNG HEE FAT CHOY MotiFake




SUPERCILIOUS - You see these?! Huh?! You see these?! I'm so rich, I wipe myself with these! HA! You Broke, Americans! You Broke!




IN CHINA? - Cup Of Soup takes on a whole new meaning


TAGS: chinese cat
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Tankk

phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 6:18 pm
what, no hot sauce?
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 6:03 pm
they just have to put it in a blender first


Kiss of death -




Melly Chlistmas -


TAGS: chinese santa craus
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

demon001 - December 25, 2013, 1:34 pm
Ni Hao, we all be Chinese at home!
JesusWept - December 25, 2013, 12:48 pm
That's LACIST!! But you get a 5 anyway ;)


Spicy Grandma! -


TAGS: dish menu chinese
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Cannabal - October 20, 2013, 8:29 pm
Ralph Wiggum: This tastes like grandma. Chief Wiggum: Let me see that. It does taste like grandma!
Cannabal - October 20, 2013, 8:29 pm
Ralph Wiggum: This tastes like grandma. Chief Wiggum: Let me see that. It does taste like grandma!


oh shit.. -




Listen -


TAGS: earth day chinese fleeceflower herb
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:55 pm
I'm ju5t glad that I'm not the only one noticing this root's hog. Easy too much Miracle Grow, lol!
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:30 pm
If that's George Takei, it makes sense.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 8:06 pm
Creepy, yes, but Herb looks obviously happy to finally be topside, and busting at the seams for some action.
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
That's creeeeepy!


HUNGER GAMES -


TAGS: marijuana hunger chinese food
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Cannabal - May 3, 2013, 12:38 pm
MMmmm, weed and Chinese food......
Greeny - May 2, 2013, 10:06 pm
The plain ol' stuff works too
GaryO - May 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
It works….5 tokes


CHINESE NEW YEAR -




WISE MAN SAY... - that with a curtain pole, fruit basket, and bowl of soup, you'll be this season's fashionable man about town.




WANGXIOUS - So before you ladies do your synchronized dive thingy, as a country, do you think China is greater than or less than Ameri- Hey, let me finish!


TAGS: chinese assignment
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
and they get 5L for their less than "perfect" dive


HONG KONG - I'm Guessing They Dont Like Street Lights




COINCIDENCE - I think not


TAGS: funny cat chinese food chinese
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by mspradlin

rerun - December 27, 2009, 10:29 am

you need to submit posters under exact same spelling you are registered as. Mr.M can have this cresited to you, send him a PM. Good poster
mspradlin - December 27, 2009, 10:25 am
Ummm, yes, I AM registered. :o)


I WILL NEVER - Eat chinese food again


TAGS: terrible chinese food
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by jdog97

CloudchaserS - December 22, 2012, 12:17 am
Hmph! YOU BEEN HERE FOR HOUR! YOU GO NOW!
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 2:31 pm
With 4 You Get Egg Rolls .


WE RAN OUT OF BRICKS - This will have to do.


TAGS: chinese restaurant bricks shit mindfuck doris
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 11:58 am
This is amsome!
Vlad the Impaler - November 9, 2008, 3:31 pm
No, Energy, YOU suck, you chickenshit troll.
Culos - November 3, 2008, 8:41 am
Not even een photoshop but simple web generated sign. Have seen funnier....
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:36 am
the poster sucks, but i give you points for the decent photoshop


IS GOOD ... - All my chinese friends are gone.


TAGS: dogs chinese
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Mello



CHINESE FROWNING PINOCHIO - pinochio nose long chinese moustache frowning mouth


TAGS: chinese frowning pinochio not unicorn scar
Rating: 1.77/5
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 12:28 am
Narwhal was a (possibly still is) a whale that had a tooth grew long enough to punch through the head. As odd as it is, thought to be unicorns by early sailors
pvt13 - February 9, 2009, 12:21 am
Try the symbol for Atheism.
AdAm - September 27, 2008, 2:45 pm
WTF is a narwhal?
Pongo - September 20, 2008, 12:26 pm
A Narwhal


PURE WIN - sometimes cannot be put into words


TAGS: guns n roses lol chinese democracy bumblefoot buckethead
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by Zack

bucketheadfan - November 21, 2009, 5:57 pm
Dweezle has a 'tard problem
CARRnage - June 22, 2009, 2:23 am
Buckethead is FN awesome so Suck it all you Slash Fans
Dweezle - April 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
GUNS N ROSES is not a bad band they are quite ingenious...HOWEVER Chinese Democracy was not GUNS N ROSES it was an over the hill senile Axl Rose, and a gender confused douche bag with a KFC bucket on his head. GNR went to shit after Slash and Duff left!!!
jerica - December 26, 2008, 8:11 pm
EWWW terrible how could people like them? more like PURE LOSE ...kay last comment
Jerica - December 26, 2008, 8:10 pm
THEY SUCKKKKK
Jerica - December 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
That band SUCKS DICK!
Sykes - December 1, 2008, 11:39 am
I totally agree, That album is fuckin genius!!!


Luxury -


TAGS: women chinese asians beauty lust
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

concern3 - December 2, 2016, 8:09 pm
I concur, UP yours


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - Chicken -




MOTHER NATURE - She Must Be P.M.S'ing




CHINESE RESTAURANT - Well... I am getting pretty hungry




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